Gozo
On my last full day in Malta
, I headed out early to try to catch the ferry over to the island just to the north which goes by the name Gozo. Even smaller than the main island, it's less than a half-hour ride from the tiny port at Cirwekka on Malta to its counterpart Mgarr on Gozo. Since I had a plane to catch early the next morning, I wanted to be sure I wasn't going to get stuck on Gozo after the last ferry had run back to Cirwekka, so I lost no time in catching a bus up across the hills that separate the peninsula where Qawra lies from the northern tip of the island.

The bus arrived just a few minutes ahead of the next ferry, so I had little time to wait, and pretty soon they let the passengers on and started loaded up the car compartment. It's been a few months now since I've been on a boat, but all boats have something of a similar feel - the smell of engine grease and cleaning fluid and salt water corroding steel - and it all felt very familiar.
The day was hot and a little foggy, leaving an air of mugginess over the channel. We passed the tiny island of Comino on the right and docked a

From Victoria I had planned to go

I got to Marsalforn and hung out on the beach for a while, got some ice cream, walked around town, and thought about getting some lunch when I realized it was pushing two o'clock. With the bus trip back to Victoria and then over the hill to Mgarr, it seemed like I was pushing the end of daylight with the time I had left to get back, so I went over to the bus stop to wait for the next ride, as I was not excited to do the same trek I had just completed, only uphill in the reverse direction.
While I was waiting, two different British couples sat down and

Back in Victoria I had another wait, so I went to grab a bottle of water and a snack from a local shop, then sat on the bus mun

Back there I got dinner at the same place as last night, then took one long walk around the peninsula. The weather is starting to cool - the wind swinging from hot, arid Africa in the south has shifted around the compass and is now coming from the north, bringing the spring chill of Europe in the melting season with it. If I wanted to be chilly I could just go back to London and get that, so again I picked the perfect time: warm during my stay, cooling down just as I get ready to leave.
I caught a cab early the next morning and was back at Gatwick by noon. I grabbed my pack from baggage claim, threw on a cart, and ran to catch the first train back to the city. I had a return ticket

This entire trip took a good hour, by which time I was quite sure that Gatwick security would certainly have called the bomb squad, sealed off the terminal, and destroyed the pack inside a bomb-proof container. My phone was out of minutes, so there was no calling ahead to see. I hit up about three offices - lost & found, security, and then another lost & found before I made my way back to the floor where I had left it. A friendly security officer took the description, scratched his head, then disappeared into a back office for 10 minutes. He came out with a piece of the luggage tag, which had my name printed out on it. I produced a passport with a matching name (fortunately, I always carry passport, wallet, and keys on me so I'm less likely to lose them anywhere), and he rolled out the pack...on the same cart I had left it on, he joked.
I headed back to the train station, yet again, and caught the first one into the city, yet again. Only this time my ticket had already been punched, so I had to get the story straight in my head to try to convince the conductor that no, I wasn’t trying to cop a free fare, I really had paid for a ticket and had just been waylaid by the fiasco with the lost luggage. Fortunately, no one was checking tickets on this empty train, and I made it to Kings Cross, and then home, with no further incident.